Here's the thing: I'm into things. All kinds of things. I like to write about those things for two reasons: 1. Not enough people are writing about those things; and 2. Not enough people are writing about those things well. So, if you're into things, too, keep reading...
Right, Because Now I'm Totally "Rejuvenated" Haiku: Who the fuck do we / think we're kidding with this three- / day weekend bullshit?! 7 hours ago
My mom made today's cookout extra fun by forcing everyone to eat outside in the 90° heat 'cause her house was messy and she's fucking crazy. 23 hours ago