Well, here’s the past week’s collection of Twitter Haiku compliments of me, Cousin Brandon. This installment covers Monday, August 24 through Sunday, August 30. Relax. Have another cup of coffee. Put on some of that bullshit, woodwind music.
Realistic Sox Fan Haiku (August 24, 2009)
Five Yankee homers
off Boston’s ace. Here we go,
Steelers, here we go!
Mad Men Haiku 5 (August 25, 2009)
Two episodes in,
just one affair? C’mon, Don!
I thought I knew you.
Sibling Rivalry Haiku (August 26, 2009)
Poor Ted Kennedy.
Sis did Special Olympics.
He did Jager Bombs.
Sweet, Sweet NFL Irony Haiku (August 27, 2009)
Vikings locker room
split on Tavaris v. Favre.
A sports nation laughs.
Donovan McNabb Presser Post-Vick’s 4-fo-4 Game Haiku (August 28, 2009)
“Nice game, Michael Vick,
but I found this here kibble
on you. Get him, Boys!”
Fantasy Football Faux-Pas Haiku (August 29, 2009)
Brady hurts shoulder.
Fantasy geeks everywhere
call for a re-draft.
Contemporary, Blue-Collar Church Haiku (August 30, 2009)
Rather than the blood
of Christ, can’t we just switch to
High Life Already?!
Well, that’s all for last week. If you can’t wait a whole week for the full collection, you can always follow me on a daily basis over at Twitter.
Until next time, have at it, you vultures!