And now, the past week’s collection of Twitter Haiku compliments of me, Cousin Brandon. This installment covers Monday, August 31 through Sunday, September 6. I advise you to take a load off and get in touch with your creative side. Or, feel free to begin drinking heavily and let the power of poetry wash over you like an acid bath.
Mad Men Haiku 6 (August 31, 2009)
Is it just me, or
was the pregnant belly rub
disturbing as hell?
Mad Men Haiku 7 (August 31, 2009)
Last night’s episode
focused on women’s roles. Jane,
you ignorant slut!
Blatant Lie/Denial Haiku (September 1, 2009)
Chris Brown didn’t know
that he whooped Rihanna’s ass.
Folks, the new Manny!
Making It Rain Haiku (September 2, 2009)
Thank you, Blue Bombers,
for signing “Pacman” Jones. Oh,
Canada, you’re fucked!
CFL Retraction Haiku (September 3, 2009)
Pacman’s a no-go up north.
A country exhales.
My Experience with the Opposite Sex Haiku (September 4, 2009)
Women are like eggs:
pristine in their perfect shells,
fucked when cracked open.
Hungover in Harrisburg Haiku (September 5, 2009)
Beer is the devil.
Delicious, hoppy devil,
but the devil still.
Disgruntled Drinking Game Player Haiku (September 6, 2009)
Question for my pals:
what is the point of Asshole
if nobody drinks?
That’s all I’ve got for this installment. If you can’t wait a whole week for the full collection, you can always follow me on a daily basis over at Twitter.
Until next time, have at it, you vultures!