Larry the Cable Guy
Rather than bore you with the details, I figured a pictorial explanation would suffice. Enjoy:
This guy is a millionaire. This guy!
Someone is actually recording one of LTCG’s pearls of wisdom.
Glamour shot for http://www.pigfucker.com.
What’s this? A honkey with a pick-up and American flag? Who knew!?
“Hell, yeah, I’m this fuckin’ stupid!”
“I’m fixin’ to fuck this otter but good.”
“Finally found a shirt to match my neck.”
What’s worse: that this movie was made, or some of you paid to see it?
When you’re John Daly’s stunt double, you’ve failed at life.
My thoughts exactly.
For the love of Christ, do you realize that this guy is rich?! If this isn’t a sign of the Apocalypse, I don’t know what is.
That’s it for now. I’m too angry to continue. Until next time, have at it, you vultures!