Posted by: cousinbrandon | December 15, 2009

The 12 Days of Pissed Miss: Helliday “Cheer” (Day 11)

I think it’s safe to say that today’s billboard is relatively straightforward. What’s more, it’s what I typically say to myself every time I drive past Ms. Snell’s house.

Karen’s yard. Walnut Street, Harrisburg. 8:07 AM. December 15, 2009.

Clearly Ms. Snell wants to wish you all a Merry Christmas. By the way, ever heard of Jesus? He sounds interesting. I mean, he must be, or why else would she dedicate an entire billboard to him? I should see if she’d like to do an interview at some point.

Until tomorrow, have at it, you vultures!




  1. You know how when you have work done on your house, like, for example, a roof replaced, they put up signs advertising who did the work? (And that was just a terrible, terrible sentence.)

    Well, Jesus (pronounced “Hey-sous” for you gringos) trimmed Ms. Snell’s grass.

    • Yeah, I BET he trimmed her grass.

      Ugh. Innuendo is gross.

  2. Are you sure it’s not the expletive/exclaimaion that she’s after. Maybe she was reflecting on the fact that she has become “the lady who puts Jesus signs up every day.” The neighborhood’s token Jesus lady.

  3. Token “too much Jesus” lady. I was feeling a little guilty. Jesus is fine and all, but everything, even Jesus, in moderation.

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