Yes, I know Christmas is long over. And, yes, I know that I never brought you Day 1 of “The 12 Days of Pissed Miss.” So why, now, do I return with the final installment of the series? Two reasons:
- That inconsiderate bitch failed to change her sign for well over a week during Christmas and New Year’s Day, and I was getting tired of the redundancy; and
- At long last I got exactly what I was waiting for: a sign worth posting for you, the readers.
So, I hereby present you with Day 1, directly from the from the yard of good ol’ Ms. Snell herself:
Karen’s yard. Walnut Street, Harrisburg. 7:41 AM. January 8, 2010.
Can’t quite make that out? It reads, “Roe v. Wade: a decision made in Hell.” Hilarious? Absolutely. Intolerant, hateful and ignorant? By all means. Again, what most of you fail to realize is that this manner of behavior is de rigueur for Karen. This isn’t an occasional practice that she manifests, oh, every December or so. No, this is a daily fucking ritual for this fruitcake! And even though some of those signs she posted during the Christmas holiday were obscure at best, this one cuts to the bone.
On behalf of all of my readers, Karen Snell, I hereby wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and the invitation to come suck my pro-choice dick whenever you damn well please! You’re a hatemonger, a homophobe, and an all-out waste of space. Still, your signs make me laugh to no end, so for that I truly thank you.
Until next Christmas, have at it, you vultures!