Posted by: cousinbrandon | April 29, 2010

The “Miscellaneous” Mixes: No Gay Stuff

As promised in my write-up of Troutmas 2008, I now give you a guest mix by Chuck, one of my fellow Troutmas-goers and overall wipeout. Now, I’m not gonna’ go and explain Troutmas again, as it’s been written up on these pages enough at this point. Drunken debauchery is the point. That’s pretty much all you need to know.

I was able to track down a link for every song on the album, save The Pleebs’ “Hazy Whoopsy Daisy/Jalapeno.” It’s a damn shame, really, because that song kicks a ridiculous amount of ass. The Pleebs are awfully Ween-esque, and that song in particular is an absolute joy.

I know I’ve got a copy of Chuck’s cover art around here somewhere, but I figured there was no need, as he actually used an image from the previous year’s Troutmas. Furthermore, that same image has ironically appeared on my blog. So, you can once again see the picture below, which is the front cover of Chuck’s 2009 Troutmas mix, No Gay Stuff. On the couch are me and our pal Jeff, passed the hell out at was likely no later than noon. Just pathetic.

No Gay Stuff:

1. Ennio Morricone – “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (main title)
2. Kenny Rogers and the First Edition – “Just Dropped In (to See What Condition My Condition was In)
3. Wall of Voodoo – “Mexican Radio
4. Ol’ Dirty Bastard feat. Chris Rock – “Recognize
5. Butters Scotch – “I’ve Got Something in My Front Pocket for You
6. The Pleebs – “Hazy Whoopsy Daisy/Jalapeno”
7. Donnie Iris – “Ah! Leah!
8. The Trashmen – “Surfin’ Bird
9. Los Lobos – “La Bamba
10. Pantera – “Fucking Hostile
11. The Beatles – “Yellow Submarine
12. The Steve Miller Band – “Abracadabra
13. Kanye West – “Gay Fish
14. Bee Gees – “Stayin’ Alive (Teddybears Remix)
15. Gene Autry – “Deep in the Heart of Texas
16. The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain – “I’m On a Boat
17. The Gypsy Kings – “Hotel California
18. Digital Underground – “The Humpty Dance
19. Quincy Jones – “Sanford and Son Theme Song
20. Run DMC – “Christmas in Hollis
21. The Lonely Island feat. E-40 – “Santana DVX
22. The Beatles – “Yellow Submarine in Pepperland
23. Paul Simon – “Mrs. Robinson (Alt Version)

I’ve got yet another Troutmas mix for you folks in the very near future, so if you’ve managed to make it this far with these goddamn atrocities, I think you’ll be quite pleased with the next installment.

Until next time, have at it, you vultures!




  1. I love that morricone remix. good stuff.

    • Fuck yeah! And for the record, if you’ve not watched the trilogy (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly), by all means do so.

  2. Okay, Chuck just sent me the following link to Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles.” This is hands down the worst/best piece of shit I’ve ever seen:

    Seriously, which is worse: the video or the lyrics?

  3. you kind of have to put the title into context for it to make sense… wish we still had a link to that awful craigslist ad.

    fuckin’ rainbows.

    • Is this the one you’re looking for? I promise, it’s H-O scale!×7721475

      • actually, no. it must have been the “twister” ad.

        • Ah, you’re referring to this masterpiece:

          • that’s the one. nothing gay about that.

          • Everyone needs a JO buddy, right? This bar I used to frequent has a “Twister” pinball machine. They kicked me out cause I kept trying to put my dick in the coin slot. pshhhh.

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