“Keepin’ it real”
What the fuck does that even mean? As opposed to keepin’ it fake?! I mean, it’s an oxymoron of sorts, like jumbo shrimp or Poet Jim Morrison. What’s more, if I’m to take it not so literally but as an expression of how one chooses to live his life, is he then saying that he lives a life of all-out honesty, in which it’s okay to talk shit and be a complete and utter asshole because “real” life constitutes being a douchebag? Guess what, keepin’ it real guy: sometimes it’s okay to tell a little white lie to protect the feelings of others.
Nobody keeps it “real-er” than honkeys with guns.
Look, when Rod Piazza’s keepin’ it real, you know it’s fresh!
“Now your child can be a ‘real’ whore!”
Any attempt by The Man to relate to the kids via speaking their lingo is always a winner.
Umm, ma’am, you’re keeping it entirely too real.
For those of you who go through life “keepin’ it real,” I urge you to buy a gun, load it, have a few belts and see how your evening winds up. That’s about as real as it gets, you fucking morons.
That’ll do it for this installment of unadulterated anger. So until the almighty “L” happens by and spits in your eye, have at it, you vultures!