Posted by: cousinbrandon | December 14, 2010

The 12 Days of Pissed Miss: Helliday “Cheer,” 2010 (Day 12)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Pissed Miss, everyone!

You all remember my good pal Karen, yes? If not, she’s the fine lady responsible for such holiday cheer as this and this. And, as reminder, you’re welcome to visit her here, so as to personally wish her some holiday cheer. Am I suggesting you tell her I sent you? No need. Rather, sing her a lovely Christmas carol, stare at her yard-posted well wishes, and feel the joy of Christmas consume you.

Anyway, after last season’s gangbusters review of The 12 Days of Pissed Miss, I felt I had no choice but to return for 2010, this being the holiday season and all. And with us officially 12 days out, let the countdown of evil begin!

Karen’s yard. Walnut Street, Harrisburg. 6:46 AM. December 14, 2010.

As you can see from today’s sign, it’s actually not all that angry, and on its own might be a nice, albeit Christian-crazy, reminder of the holiday season in front of us. But because I’m forced to pass her house and signage each and every day, I have the luxury of knowing she’s a goddamn soup sandwich. I can only predict messages of pro-life hate will grace her grass over the next few days, and fortunately I’ll be here to share it with you.

So, until tomorrow, have at it, you vultures!




  1. Hey CB.
    Figure you always want to have a nice, light stretch before you start lobbing hand grenades at Planned Parenthood. Don’t want to pull a muscle.
    I’ve been looking forward to crazy sign lady. I’m glad you brought it back.
    Have a good one man. Can’t wait for the best of 2010 too. Thanks!

    • Who needs Planned Parenthood when you’ve got raisin cakes like these?

      And as far as the Best of 2010 goes, the artwork is complete, the songs are sequenced, and the blog post is written. Stay tuned!

  2. Now I know it’s Christmas…

    • Each year it seems to come juuuuuust a bit earlier, no?

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