Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Pissed Miss, everyone!
You all remember my good pal Karen, yes? If not, she’s the fine lady responsible for such holiday cheer as this and this. And, as reminder, you’re welcome to visit her here, so as to personally wish her some holiday cheer. Am I suggesting you tell her I sent you? No need. Rather, sing her a lovely Christmas carol, stare at her yard-posted well wishes, and feel the joy of Christmas consume you.
Anyway, after last season’s gangbusters review of The 12 Days of Pissed Miss, I felt I had no choice but to return for 2010, this being the holiday season and all. And with us officially 12 days out, let the countdown of evil begin!
As you can see from today’s sign, it’s actually not all that angry, and on its own might be a nice, albeit Christian-crazy, reminder of the holiday season in front of us. But because I’m forced to pass her house and signage each and every day, I have the luxury of knowing she’s a goddamn soup sandwich. I can only predict messages of pro-life hate will grace her grass over the next few days, and fortunately I’ll be here to share it with you.
So, until tomorrow, have at it, you vultures!