Posted by: cousinbrandon | November 21, 2012

The Angry(er) Alphabet: Things I Hate, From A to Z (T)

Turkey Day

HappyTurkeyDay

It’s Thanksgiving, you assholes, not “Turkey Day”! What about those families who don’t serve Turkey on Thanksgiving?! (Granted, that’s nothing short of an attack, but you get my point.) The Indians at Plymouth Rock died for this shit. Quit fucking around, America!

Well, that’ll do it for the (long awaited) letter “T.” So, until “U” rises from the ashes like the proverbial Phoenix, have at it, you vultures!

BD

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